What makes a hit pop song? Lady Gaga on crutches in a balsa wood frock?
ABBA's cheerful date-rape romp Waterloo? Lindsay Lohan shrieking in a
bathtub? Beyonce spasming in spandex?

Rock-dog ginga comedian Geraldine Quinn has sung with Paul Kelly, serenaded Hamish Blake and played with a guy who accompanied Mae West and Ella Fitzgerald.

Now she's writing a SingStar-calibre hit with the audience's help. Cross Video Hits with Choose Your Own Adventure and help Quinny bust the charts apart.

Move over Fergie! And pull your pants up, for heaven's sake...