Greetings Chocolate Lovers!
Wonka Chocolate is now available in Australia! Families everywhere can now enjoy a sprinkling of surprise, a dash of wonder and a hint of the preposterous with NEW Wonka Chocolate Blocks.
"After many intrepid adventures throughout Australia 'wondering if…', and a half plus a year wondering how, my team of Oompa Loompas and I have worked non-stop in the Wonka Chocolate Factory to produce a new range of wondrously, scrumdiddlyumptious Wonka Chocolate Blocks."
"I invite you to be the first to try my newest inventions: the most scrumdiddlyumptious Wonka chocolate blocks ever made. I simply couldn't keep them to myself."
Signed,
Mr. Wonka
The NEW Wonka Chocolate Blocks are ready for tasting in four scrumdiddlyumptious designs and flavours:
Wonka Chocolate Tales: Mr. Wonka has made his creamy and smooth Wonka milk chocolate into a book, so you can delight in every word – what a novel idea! But how do you read chocolate you might ask Mr. Wonka? Why left to right of course! Scrumdiddlyumptious! Creamy and smooth Wonka milk chocolate
Wonka Caramel Hat Trick: Hidden underneath creamy and smooth Wonka milk chocolate in two of Mr. Wonka's hats is smooth flowing caramel. But what's inside the third hat you ask? Why it's crunchy pieces of caramel – what Mr. Wonka calls a Caramel Hat Trick! Smooth flowing caramel and crunchy caramel pieces covered in creamy and smooth Wonka milk chocolate
Wonka Nutty Crunchilicious: A block of creamy and smooth Wonka milk chocolate is delicious but when it comes to the crunch adding hazelnuts, cookie and caramel pieces is the only way to make it truly crunchy! Scrumdiddlyumptious! Crunchy hazelnuts, crunchy cookie and crunchy caramel all covered in creamy and smooth Wonka milk chocolate News telegraph from Mr. Wonka.
Wonka Triple Chocolate Whipple: The chocolate factory pipes are always bursting with delicious treats! In this creamy and smooth Wonka milk chocolate block, one pipe has smooth chocolaty fudge, the other flowing chocolatey sauce, and in the centre they take turns flowing over crunchy cookie. Scrumdiddlyumptious! Choc fudge, choc sauce & choc cookie all covered in creamy and smooth Wonka milk chocolate
Never one to entirely give away his secret formula, Mr. Wonka once revealed the company's guide to new inventions: "Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple."
Also hinting his factory was the only one in the world that mixes chocolate by waterfall, because "it's the only way if you want it just right," we can only imagine the lengths Mr. Wonka and his team of Oompa Loompas went to for his chocolate blocks to be 158½ % perfect.
Wonka chocolate blocks are ready and waiting for you – keep a lookout for scrumdiddlyumptious Wonka chocolate round and about in Australian stores and delight in the wonder that is Wonka chocolate.
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