Chalcot Crescent

Chalcot Crescent

'elegant, deadly... there's simply no touching Weldon as a writer' Observer (UK).

Its 2013 and eighty-year-old Frances (part-time copywriter, has-been writer, one-time national treasure) is sitting on the stairs of No.3, Chalcot Crescent, Primrose Hill, listening to the debt collectors pounding on her front door. From this house, she has witnessed five decades of world history- the fall of communism, the death of capitalism - and now, with the bailiffs, world history has finally reached her doorstep.

While she waits for the bailiffs to give up and leave, Frances writes (not that she has an agent any more, or that her books are still published, or even that there are any publishers left). She writes about the boyfriends she borrowed and the husband she stole from Fay, about her daughters and their children. She writes about the recession that didn't end, about the rise of NUG the National Unity Government, about ration books, CCTV, National Meat Loaf (suitable for vegetarians) and the new Neighbourhood Watch. She writes about family secrets...

The problem is that fact and fiction are blurring in Frances's mind. Is it her writer's imagination, or is it just old age, or plain paranoia? Are her grandchildren really plotting a terrorist coup upstairs? Are faceless assassins trying to kill her younger daughter? Should she worry that her son in law is an incipient megalomaniac being groomed for NUG's highest office? What on earth can NUG have against vegetarians?

And just what makes National Meat Loaf so tasty?

Fay Weldon grew up in New Zealand and was the creator of the famous 'Go To Work on an Egg' slogan. She was a foundation writer on Upstairs Downstairs and is currently Professor of Creative Writing at Brunel University. Best known for her novels Praxis, Life and Loves of a She-Devil and Worst Fears, Weldon is an international bestseller. She was awarded the CBE in 2001 and lives in Dorset, UK.

Chalcot Crescent
Penguin Australia
Author: Fay Weldon
Price: $29.95