After ballooning to more than 200 pounds during her marriage to Prince Andrew, the British tabloids took to calling Sarah Ferguson 'The Duchess of Pork.'

Now 50, Fergie recently appeared on Oprah to plead her case to the American public: how she's been wronged in the press and doesn't have a dime to her name. Weeks later, she was spotted at a posh European spa reported to cost several thousand dollars a day. Then, of course, there's the massive scandal involving Sarah selling access to her ex-husband, the Prince.

THS looks at the wild and wooly life of the only (ex) Royal to have been photographed in the act of toe-sucking.