Inanimately

When having 'safe sex" means avoiding splinters.

Objectum Sexuality; an emotional and romantic desire towards developing relationships with inanimate objects. Objectum Sexuals have strong feelings of attraction, love, and commitment to certain items, or structures.

So, basically, they have sex with inanimate objects. They flirt with bridges, and get hitched to landmarks. Nicolette has been seeing her security blanket for almost 30 years. Could this be the gateway to becoming Mrs Bolte Bridge?