In False Start: A memoir of things best forgotten, writer and poet Mark O'Flynn reflects on the early failures which coloured his youthful attempts to find himself a career.
As a recently graduated arts student in the early 1980s, he is told in no uncertain terms by his father to stop fruit picking and get a proper job! In an effort to get his son out of bed before midday and kickstart his career in the workplace, he arranges for Mark to work in a quarry in outback Australia.
Dropped in the middle of central Queensland, and somewhat underwhelmed by the 40-degree heat, barrage of flies, never-ending parade of snakes and a steady diet of meat and beer, Mark encounters a group of men the likes of whom he has never seen before in his city life. Men the colour of boiled mutton, who work only as hard as they need to, play as hard as they can, adhere strictly to the rules of the union and call each other -Brother'. Soon Mark realises that the men are under the false impression that he is a -science expert' and decides the best and only thing to do is go with the flow.
So begin Mark's adventures in being an -accidental expert', a situation he finds himself in on a recurring basis, whether it is as a rock specialist, a writer and actor thrust prematurely upon the stage or a special agent charged with the safe transport of a life-size statue of the Virgin Mary to Ireland.
These laugh-out-loud accounts of three jobs that went -horribly wrong' continue the rich tradition of the great Australian yarn – and will appeal to readers who appreciate the unexpected and the bizarre wrapped in a laconic sense of humour.
Mark O'Flynn's debut novel, Grassdogs, was published by Fourth Estate/HarperCollins in 2006, and a second novel, The Forgotten World, is forthcoming in 2013. He has published four collections of poetry. His poetry and short stories have appeared in a wide range of journals and magazines. In 2012, he placed second in the prestigious Newcastle Poetry Prize for -Hill End Sonnets'. Mark lives in the Blue Mountains in NSW.
False Start: A memoir of things best forgotten
Finch Publishing
Author: Mark O'Flynn
ISBN: 9781921462801
Price: $29.99
Question: Why did you decide to write False Start?
Mark O'Flynn: I initially wrote the first section as a means of exorcising some slightly painful memories. I did not want to shy away from them, and the more I thought about that time the more I remembered, and the more I began to think them fairly entertaining. People I told those stories too thought they were interesting, so I decided to see if I could make use of my own history as a source of material. Without sounding high-falutin I read that Beckett was inspired by impotence. I thought that a strange thing to be inspired by, so I began to think about embarrassment, awkwardness, perhaps even humiliation as points of departure for a story.
False Start: A memoir of things best forgotten
Finch Publishing
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